This is funny and unexpected :) But jeez, what does this mean in the future, advertisers dropping things on us that we least expect, and spamming us. #AdvertisingAndMarketing #Creativity #DigitalMarketing Video Credits: Tim Gray …see more

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Ever since I was a little boy, I have dreamed of getting on the airport baggage carousel. Today that particular wish came true – with giant sushi! https://virg.in/iXr Virgin Australia #FeelGoodFlying

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This is what we call #Jugaad , #innovation at its best. #WeekendMusings Video credits- Unknown. Received on WhatsApp

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I fly first class but my kids fly coach. If they don't like it, they can pony up for their own ticket!  #coaching …see more

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‪Trying to think of a good steak joke, but they’re pretty rare - most are not well done... 🥩🤣 Back in the kitchen with David Venable today at NOON, serving my sous-vide sirloin and award-winning wine! https://qvc.co/kolqvcfb‬

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Let me get this right. When dog bites man it's not news. When man bites dog it's news. Capitalist sells T-shirt not news. Socialist sells T-shirts it goes viral. I guess everyone needs cash! https://lnkd.in/gqdVXNy #entrepreneurship

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I'm always on the lookout for top sales talent for my portfolio companies. Normally I prefer at least a kindergarten diploma before they start full time but in this case I'd be willing to make an exception! #IrishRock

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Thinking about quitting my day job and living my dreams as Chef Wonderful now that I've figured out the secret to a perfect chateaubriand! https://qvc.co/2QVW81Y

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I’ve been thinking, it’s time to get the band back together and hit the road. Maybe record a live album! Sony Pictures Entertainment #rockandroll

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Some people say my brutal honesty makes me an asshole... I think it's my best quality! #ColdHardTruth

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#sharktank auditions are in full swing across the nation. Rest assured in new season 11 I'll be watching for stupid valuations. If I have to crush #Cockroaches I will! #valuation

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This made me chuckle. But it will be interesting to see how #History books describe 2020. #WeekendMusings

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My wife Linda asked me why I need both a ’61 Fender Stratocaster and a ’69 Telecaster. I told her, “Honey, this guitar is going to go up in value more than the stock market until I’m dead. Unfortunately, I’m taking it into my grave because I am going to need it in the after world. I’m not leaving it. I’m taking with me in my coffin the ’61 and the ’69 because I’m going to need them.” …see more

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Daymond John was in post production on his new album but was not feeling the love so he called in #TheDoctorOfGroove #MrWonderful Now he has a f$&"ing number 1 hit on his hands!

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Cracked open a bottle of a fantastic Chardonnay and the next thing I knew I put down this little 3 track ditty. At least I won’t have to pay any royalties when I play it!

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Sometimes you just have to sing it in a song. Listen to this little ditty before you watch #SharkTank this Sunday night. Royalty deals make the world go round! #entrepeneurship #song #TheRoyaltySong

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Shoutout to the penguin who ran (hopped) to prevent their friend from going off with the wrong group in the end

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Every morning when I wake up there is another empty #cruzeship anchored off my empty beach. This is an index. The #chronavirus wont be gone until these ships are!

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If challenged to a bike race, I’m always game. But nobody told me that I was racing a professional cyclist! https://virg.in/5WG

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The Tyranny of Cat Filters on Zoom: Exhibit A. P.S. This is the best video you’ll see today. Hands down.

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‪A salary is just the drug they give you when they want you to give up on your dreams. How’s that for Christmas cheer? New episode of #AskMrWonderful , just in time for your drive to see the in laws!

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Brent Black poked fun at how I made my tea – anyone else put the milk in before removing the teabag? Great fun catching up on Virgin Radio Dubai https://virg.in/i9X

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More #mooncusser madness at the #whitehousecorrespondentdinner jam featuring a beautiful Steve Liesman blues/jazzy original!

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‪Unclear how NYC convinces folks w apartments to turn their lights on in a heart pattern...but this is cool. ‬

♥ 1960 · Commentaires 87

Wait... That’s what we do :) #Startups #VentureCapital #Business Image Credits: The New Yorker …see more

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You have heard of a partridge in a pear tree? Well this grouse went nuts on us. I am traumatized. You cant make this stuff up!

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About once a day, for the heck of it, I click on a banner ad. When I do so, 50% of the time it's clear nobody thought to plan for that scenario.

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My least likely to ever happen dream is to have a very powerful department called "common sense" in every business. Someone from this department sits in every meeting representing the voice of reason and the customer. "No John, that's bollocks", or "Are we really still talking about this" or to shout out, " Come on, that's clearly stupid" and best of all " Stop dicking around on this, these are details, go back to what matters". It would be the best job ever. …see more

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If you can solve this, you deserve more than the free Wi-Fi 😊 Image source: Unknown #Mathematics #SocialMedia …see more

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Drawing of a cat discovered at Peru’s Nazca Lines site. Ancient civilizations: they’re just like us. 📸: Johny Islas …see more

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‪Moose doesn’t care what country you’re from.‬ ‪He doesn’t care what party you support. ‬ ‪Moose still loves you. ‬ ‪(Especially if you have a treat.)‬ ‪ #BeLikeMoose ‬ …see more

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You know it’s the holiday season in Australia when you find a koala in your Christmas tree 📸: Amanda McCormick …see more

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Moose gets an outrageous consulting fee for his social media engagement, but I’ve never considered deducting it.

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‪Economics according to Norm Peterson of Cheers. (I particularly like the “ah, macroeconomics” line.)‬

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Made pasta today, got me thinking "who was the first human to ever eat an egg?" Can you imagine how they felt.... and how others around them felt? It's these weirdo's we need to nurture. Everything good that ever happens comes from someone not caring about how they may be made to feel by the conformists around them.

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I can't believe it's nearly 2020 and nobody has found a way to charge me 10 cents to read an article. I'm not going to sign up for a trial for $1, nor pay $50 per year, nor unblock ads. Take my money you idiots.

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Thank God Venture Capitalists are optimists. They expect a lot of money back! #VentureCapital #Startups #Fun #Money

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I wish someone could make an app where every time I open Instagram, I automatically donate $1 to charity.

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A hilarious & also profound observation. I truly believe that early childhood #education sets a solid foundation for future #success . We should all be more vocal about the impact that early educators have had on our lives. https://lnkd.in/exjmFWJ …see more

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ON GUARD: After a hard day's work Switee and her three companions are relaxing in evening. They don't care about monetary policy and inflation targeting but what they know well is: Don't allow anyone to target the Reserve Bank of India's headquarters on Mint Road, Mumbai. …see more

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Every time I go to Netflix, or the Atlantic, or the New Yorker or see Podcast lists or go to a Bookshop, I'm just totally overwhelmed by how much great stuff there is in the world that I don't have time to enjoy. It's a weird feeling to feel so fortunate and paralyzed. So I watch funny dog videos on YouTube. …see more

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This is too funny. Good to smile and find our creativity even during difficult times. Who said you can’t play with #socialdistancing

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COME LAUGH AT ME: Tonight I'm doing standup at NY Comedy Club (24th and 2nd). 9:15 pm show. Get tickets here. https://lnkd.in/ejZSpsF (Geno BIsconte's album release party). I'll be hanging out a bit afterwards. Learning all of the "micro-skills" (or...attempting to learn) of stand-up comedy has been more helpful to me in business than just about anything else. It's like constantly jumping into the fires of the "discomfort zone" and surviving. One thing I learned is that cliches work: THE WAY YOU DO ANYTHING IS THE WAY YOU DO EVERYTHING. This is one of my "anythings" and I want it to help my "everything". You're allowed to laugh at me or with me. …see more

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I remember when @jeffbezos was not considered so cool or fun. “I wanted a woman who could get me out of a third-world prison” Jeff said about his wife, good idea, that is not something one sees in a matrimonial ad. A fun read.

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Linkedin : "Please connect only with people you know well" & "We will connect you with 829 total strangers unless you find the small skip button" MAKE YOUR MIND UP.

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‪Meanwhile, away from the economy and markets, here’s our pup reminding us again today the importance of customization when it comes to how moist food should be. ‬

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Dutch whale tail sculpture inadvertently catches a metro train that went off the rails. (Only the driver was onboard at the time). #WhaleIllBeDamned 📸 : Robin Utrecht …see more

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Lighten up and laugh a little! Did you know laughter reduces the risk of heart disease, releases endorphins and has been scientifically proven to be contagious? I had to share this image I came across when going through my portfolio today... 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Olga Daubs caught the big cheese in our shoot! I need more laughter in my life and love stand up comedy and dad jokes. If you've got a favorite joke or comedian, let me know! I'm a huge fan of Bill Burr, Jim Carrey and Robin Williams. #happiness #laughter #kindness #inspiration #motivation #photography …see more

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I had to go to the bathroom or I would s**t my pants. But I was stuck in a meeting. And what if I ran into my boss? Would he be in the next stall? Would we wait afterwards to see who would leave first after making all of those embarrassing sounds? And every day since, I figure out new ways to escape, new ways to be free. New ways to own my world. #quityourjob #writing #workvsprison #feelingstuck #entrepreneur #jamesaltucher …see more

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The number of historic first pages in the past year can fill its own section in the Trump presidential library

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The ORIGINAL Queen's Gambit: The ORIGINAL Queen's Gambit: Judy Garland playing chess on the set of the 1938 movie, "Listen, Darling". --- "Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else." -Judy Garland --- #chess #chessgame #chessboard …see more

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‪The Friday afternoon look! And she didn’t trade the oil market this week!! #markets #oil #trading #traders #investing #investors ‬ …see more

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If Facebook was a place, it would be the saddest joint in town. Twitter would be a bit overwhelming, but incredible. Instagram would be unbearable.

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I wish web pages got increasingly yellow stained the older they were. Often I find shocking news or stats and takes a while to see it's a story from 2005.

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For the love of god can we all agree on using the precise same password complexity requirements. Must be 8 characters or more and contain a symbol Before we reach that level of perfection, can you at least tell people the complexity requirements if they get it wrong. No autoexpiring passwords ever ( due to age) Ability to use the same passwords you've used before, again And please don't make me program a self driving car in order to let me spend my money with you. Please no more "memorable answers", the questions make me sad, I will likely not remember any of the answers to the ones that don't. I don't have a favorite color, I'm not 7 years old or a favorite teacher. …see more

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Podcast host Gyles Brandreth reckons I gave him the middle finger salute. Think he’s making it up, but next time I see you Gyles, I’ll make an exception! 😊 https://virg.in/i6Z

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This is an outrage! Where is my royalty? https://lnkd.in/ettDejC #business #money #sharktank #royalty

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Sounds familiar :) Image Credit: The New Yorker #startups #Entrepreneurship #fun …see more

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🤪🤪 The co-dependency between the pup and me may be as bad as between the markets and the Fed. Or, more accurately, the pup has conditioned me well: rather then she going to the water, I brought the water to her! Moral hazard lives in this household. …see more

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I love the Oxford comma. I'd like to formally nominate it as the best punctuation in 2019. For those who don't know, it's the comma before the and/or in a list (i.e. LinkedIn, Facebook, and Twitter) Some say it's unnecessary. I say it adds clarity in (admittedly rare) situations. …see more

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When you’ve been buying stuff online only for a while, it’s absolutely heaven to go a mall. It’s like a really immersive 3D internet, with infinitely fast free shipping, excellent discovery and great curation. There is even rich tactile interactive always on customer service thing going on

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a motorbike made entirely out of chocolate? Pastry chef Amaury Guichon has #skills #chef #art #confectionary …see more

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#Dilbert appeals to us because he is outrageous but there is always a kernel of #truth embedded in his wacky humor. #TuesdayHumour #startups

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You know you work in marketing when you spend 20% of your time doing your job and 80% explaining your job. #marketing #culture #socialmedia

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On a much less serious note: Cheers’ Norm Peterson, a new performance-focused sneaker and his exercise routine ...

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קרה אסון! כבר יומיים המעליות בבניין שלנו לא עובדות. כבר יומיים שאנחנו עולים בממוצע 6 קומות (בשביל נוף של ים צריך לעבוד). כבר יומיים שאנחנו נותנים כיף במדרגות לחבר׳ה של אפל (היוש) ומתלוננים יחד על האימה. מזל שאנחנו שומרים על כושר באימונים קפדניים מדי יום. והיי מה רע מדי פעם לעשות תחרות במדרגות עם הצוות? Yodan Rotholz ניצח🥺 אנחנו יודעים למצוא את הכיף בכל דבר, רוצים גם? דברו איתי #צרותבהייטק #appsflyer #dreamteam #hire …see more See translation

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LinkedIn stories seem to be a way to quickly find out who to remove connections with. For that, I’m appreciative

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Just some Tuesday humor and tech-gratitude for you all... With the world relying so heavily on technology to stay connected to nurture relationships and to complete projects, having everything CRASH is a disaster! And before you tease me for having a Mac, know that I have a wonderful DELL😜 My computer decided to crash on Friday thanks to the tedious Windows update, and my productivity unfortunately sank, using my phone alone for zoom, emails and rescheduling. Today I am extremely grateful for my team that is covering for my absence 🤩 Let's be more thankful for the team of techies that resolve these issues and get us back into the swing of things. Their essential duties during this dramatic shift in workplace connectivity are deeply appreciated and often overlooked! Now, go and send some love to your IT folks for their long hours and instant project SWAPS to accommodate your urgent tech support needs! #technology #connection #chantelshares …see more

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Did you know? 99% of all men are using the bathroom at least 5 times a day. Just kidding, our AppsFlyer’s boys were jealous of us and wanted to show off their bathroom skills😂 Who did it better? Yodan Rotholz Assaf Schwartz Guy Grinapell Nadav Nadler Matan Broit …see more

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Whenever someone says, "I don't disagree" it means they disagree and they are about to say "but..." #mondaymotivation

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I'm glad my LinkedIn feed has moved on from being stupid maths or "find the word" challenges, and is now entirely "motivational images" of vaguely attractive people who've got a nice job, bought a slightly flash car or their dream house. Keep up the good work LinkedIn.

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THE NETWORKING EVENT OF THE CENTURY Come see me perform, StandupNY, Monday, July 3, 8PM show. 78th and Broadway NYC You will either laugh at me or with me. One last chance to either ruin your weekend or save it. …see more

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Trigger ⚠️ Warning —- It made me want to smash my phone afterwards. Legit. —- Follow itscaitlinhello on TikTok #zoommeetings …see more

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Behaving like a natural goal keeper: always keeping the ball in front of her; trapping the ball with her paw; diving well to her right ... and ... when the ball is safely in the other half of the pitch, displaying her classic “leg in the air” pose!

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"Times are changing fast. We need to do something that's never been done before. Just show me someone else that's done it first, so we know it's going to be ok"

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The adult "Participation Trophy". SMASH your computer. Go straight to the #Apple store. Sit at the "Genius Bar".

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Humans are pretty smart and all, but it's amazing it's 2020 & we've still not decided if Bi-weekly means twice a week or every 2 weeks. Just pick one and let's agree. Imagine if North could mean either North or South? Or up could mean up on down. Thinking about it more, having "Right" meaning correct, and not left is also an accident waiting to happen. …see more

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Reviewing a police station? 🙂 I wonder if a citizens rights would allow one to, "Sir I just looked up the reviews, if you arrest me, I prefer to be taken to the lockup in this 5 star police station." https://lnkd.in/fA2NBhW

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This one made me chuckle. Even in #ToughTimes , it is important to see the lighter side of things, even if it is just for a moment.

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$AMZN buying $WFM. So now when I buy "Kale" I'll get a popup: customers who buy kale go to aisle four to kill themselves.

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Anyone that tells you they don’t mess up on camera is lying! 👇🏽😂 It’s a part of the gig (watch video for proof). Things I’m secretly known for: ✅ I have a rule that I have to finish the take on video even if I mess up (it doesn’t always work that way😆). ✅ Using sound effects to explain things. ✅ That weird scream at the end of this video. This one is for you Mike Casavant 😂 Outside of my company, I am paid to be on camera and to speak... I still mess up. I still have fun. As should you. Tag someone that “gets” it 🤣 🎥. #justQ 🖖🏽🖤 #business #entrepreneurship …see more

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While in New York... “Can I get a selfie?” Me: sure! “I don’t even know your name I just recognize your hat.” - Pauline Joseph 😂 #justQ 🖖🏽🖤 #entrepreneurship #branding …see more

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It's 2020, we have VR headsets, we think self driving cars and AI is here, we have blockchain and 5G, and yet we've no collective idea what bimonthly means in the most common language on earth

♥ 255 · Commentaires 91

Having children is awful. "Oh, it's the most precious experience there is!"​ #writing #altucherbunch #children #jamesaltucher

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I’ve been hearing about these TikTok houses and think we should start a LinkedIn one. Maybe in a big library or an office or something. We can type away in different rooms, but share coffee. …see more

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It's strange, my mind used to be full of things to remember that were important like peoples’ birthdays, their address, their phone numbers and now its full of what precise combination of words I need to use to turn on my living room lights and what’s the password for X, and my username for Y.

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WHY does "Put yourself out of your misery" always means "you should die!"? Why doesn't it mean, "Kiss someone you love?" Oh! I didn't have to kill myself to be out of my misery?

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When your Uber driver wants to connect with you on LinkedIn. Cheers to a connected economy? ��#dailymoments

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How do you know someone used to work at Apple, Google or Facebook? They tell you. Everywhere. Always.

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Are there successful people who are known for being really lazy? Me. Because I religiously follow this: …see more

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If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you. Happy New Year Friends! #Growth #Success #Leadership #ChantelShares

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I told my friend about esports 8 years ago. 👇🏾 Friend: 🤷🏽‍♂️ 2020: Gary Vaynerchuk talks about esports. Friend: "I'm so excited about this!" 😂😂😂 #justQ 🖖🏾🖤 #esports #business …see more

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I wish I could just upload my best performing 1000 tweets and 100 published articles into an AI and it writes a book. Maybe I should just wait 2 years.

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Abigail Disney is screaming about how Disney furloughed 43,000 employees from their parks. Abigail, relax. . . #podcasters #entreprenurship #disney #writing #lifestyle …see more

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Give yourself a break from your career.  TONIGHT in CHICAGO. Going to do standup at, of course, "The Young Hustle Show" at the Laugh Factory, 10PM show. Tickets here:  https://lnkd.in/eRqeKQ3 And then hang out afterwards. Drinks and Q&A on me. …see more

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Fun with words. "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." ~ Oscar Wilde #Fun #SocialMedia …see more

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I love smart words. Croissant+Doughnut=Cronut🥐 Kim Kardashian+Kanye West=Kimye👩‍❤️‍👩 McDonalds+LinkedIn= MCLINKEDIN.🍟 So, when we decided to have a LinkedIn party for our beloved R&D people it was obvious to connect the love of developers-McDonalds🍔🍟, and the love of recruiters- LinkedIn👩🏼‍💻. It was an amazing evening, a great sunset, amazing people and FAT!. And then I realized, friends who source together-grow together- literally! Thanks to the #DREAMTEAM Yodan Rotholz Nitzan Scheftelowitz Noa Kaplun Benjamin Figdor Assaf Schwartz …see more

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My wife veto'd it, but it doesn't mean you can't have one. (One of) Elon Musk's companies just announced a flamethrower that they're only making 20k of for $500.  Not only are they super adorable, I'd imagine they will become collector's items once Elon becomes our overlord.  I'm imagining how much fun I could have, using it to: -Light fireworks off -Weed the garden -Light the grill -Etc Pick one up before my wife convinces your significant other:   https://lnkd.in/dj24BwX …see more

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That thing where you draw a precise trend line into the unpredictable far future, when you don't have a SINGLE data point.

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I can't stop laughing at Elsa Majimbo's videos!!! This 19-year-old Kenyan college student has used the #COVID19 lockdown period to quantify and sharpen her comedic gift, and she is becoming famous for it. Read this profile of her from The Guardian for PhD level insights on how to turn lemons into lemonade. Elsa's #creativity is wonderful, and her ultimate message to me is that being authentic and confident--being YOURSELF--is a treasure worth more than gold. #Africa #comedy #videos #Kenya #innovation #authenticity #talent …see more

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