Humor/Entertainment

This is funny and unexpected :) But jeez, what does this mean in the future, advertisers dropping things on us that we least expect, and spamming us. #AdvertisingAndMarketing #Creativity #DigitalMarketing Video Credits: Tim Gray …see more

Ever since I was a little boy, I have dreamed of getting on the airport baggage carousel. Today that particular wish came true – with giant sushi! https://virg.in/iXr Virgin Australia #FeelGoodFlying

This is what we call #Jugaad , #innovation at its best. #WeekendMusings Video credits- Unknown. Received on WhatsApp

I fly first class but my kids fly coach. If they don't like it, they can pony up for their own ticket!  #coaching …see more

‪Trying to think of a good steak joke, but they’re pretty rare - most are not well done... 🥩🤣 Back in the kitchen with David Venable today at NOON, serving my sous-vide sirloin and award-winning wine! https://qvc.co/kolqvcfb‬

Let me get this right. When dog bites man it's not news. When man bites dog it's news. Capitalist sells T-shirt not news. Socialist sells T-shirts it goes viral. I guess everyone needs cash! https://lnkd.in/gqdVXNy #entrepreneurship

I'm always on the lookout for top sales talent for my portfolio companies. Normally I prefer at least a kindergarten diploma before they start full time but in this case I'd be willing to make an exception! #IrishRock

Thinking about quitting my day job and living my dreams as Chef Wonderful now that I've figured out the secret to a perfect chateaubriand! https://qvc.co/2QVW81Y

I’ve been thinking, it’s time to get the band back together and hit the road. Maybe record a live album! Sony Pictures Entertainment #rockandroll

Some people say my brutal honesty makes me an asshole... I think it's my best quality! #ColdHardTruth

#sharktank auditions are in full swing across the nation. Rest assured in new season 11 I'll be watching for stupid valuations. If I have to crush #Cockroaches I will! #valuation

This made me chuckle. But it will be interesting to see how #History books describe 2020. #WeekendMusings

My wife Linda asked me why I need both a ’61 Fender Stratocaster and a ’69 Telecaster. I told her, “Honey, this guitar is going to go up in value more than the stock market until I’m dead. Unfortunately, I’m taking it into my grave because I am going to need it in the after world. I’m not leaving it. I’m taking with me in my coffin the ’61 and the ’69 because I’m going to need them.” …see more

Daymond John was in post production on his new album but was not feeling the love so he called in #TheDoctorOfGroove #MrWonderful Now he has a f$&"ing number 1 hit on his hands!

Cracked open a bottle of a fantastic Chardonnay and the next thing I knew I put down this little 3 track ditty. At least I won’t have to pay any royalties when I play it!

Sometimes you just have to sing it in a song. Listen to this little ditty before you watch #SharkTank this Sunday night. Royalty deals make the world go round! #entrepeneurship #song #TheRoyaltySong

Shoutout to the penguin who ran (hopped) to prevent their friend from going off with the wrong group in the end

Every morning when I wake up there is another empty #cruzeship anchored off my empty beach. This is an index. The #chronavirus wont be gone until these ships are!

If challenged to a bike race, I’m always game. But nobody told me that I was racing a professional cyclist! https://virg.in/5WG

The Tyranny of Cat Filters on Zoom: Exhibit A. P.S. This is the best video you’ll see today. Hands down.